i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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