Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
this will be a night to untag.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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