Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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