i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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