Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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