he thought i was a dude.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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