How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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