I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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