On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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