at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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