Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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