New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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