all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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