i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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