i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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