I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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