How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
