so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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