: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think my tv is drunk
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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