better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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