I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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