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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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