Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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