problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Soap is not a condiment
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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