honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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