When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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