nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
she told me i tasted like america
he fucked my hip out of place.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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