U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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