In the future we'll all be gay
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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