Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Dicks are not precious.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Randomize
