As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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