Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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