the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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