youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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