in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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