Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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