do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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