It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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