It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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