Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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