if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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