I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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