girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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