We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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