what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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