question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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