check it out our google latitudes are spooning
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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