i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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