she looked like the bat from fern gully.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize