I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
What did we do last night that was yellow?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Just high enough for therapy.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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