We're like a lot better than the average bears
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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