Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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