Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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