Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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