Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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