I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
