You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
