what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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